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28. People who say "Oh, I could have told you THAT!"

29. Americans who call America "The States".

30. People who drive down the middle of parking lot aisles and stop at the end while you're trying to turn into that aisle. Seriously, you're an idiot.

31. Old naked dudes in a locker room at a gym. Nobody, I mean NOBODY, wants to see your old wrinkly junk under cheap fluorescent lighting. Put that shit away.

32. People who don't tip their waiters or waitresses because their food didn't come exactly the way they wanted it. Last time I checked, the wait staff isn't cooking your meal. Be an adult and ask them to fix it, or just wear a sign that says "I'm cheap" next time you walk into a restaurant.

33. A baker's dozen. Let's just say 13, shall we?

34. Paula Deen.

35. When you're buying something with cash and the total comes out to whatever dollars and ONE CENT, and you don't have a penny. So the cashier gives you 99 cents back. Nobody wants 99 cents.

I was going to stop the list at this but I've decided to go topical and add another one:

36. The Conan O'brien thing. Because it sucks when you get fired because idiots above you made poor business decisions.