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Did the girls of the world get together and say "We must be even more sex-crazed then the men before our weddings, but how?" "Oh, I know! Lets wear cocks! Dicks of all shapes, sizes, and colors!"

"We can make party favors, hats, cakes, balloons, pencils, and douches! Penis-forged in the fires of Vagina-hell!"

There is a strong sense of Irony in all of this. Men are considered to be more sex-crazed than rabbits at times. We are judged, mocked, and ridiculed whenever an attractive woman catches our eye. And yet, in our most revered moment of debauchery, we could never match the excitement found in the eyes of a woman when she gets her hands on a lime green cock-shaped q-tip the week before her wedding day.


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