I've been a member of facebook for a long time. In fact, I remember when it was still called "thefacebook". It's changed a lot since those days, but is still basically the same thing: A place to see what people are up to. However, I've noticed a trend over the past few years of people who are ruining it for the rest of us. This is a list of those people:
This person posts every day at least ten times. Anything from pictures of their pets, links about coupons, religious/inspirational quotes, what they bought at the grocery store that day, and of course farmville (or whatever shitty game) updates. They have no idea that every single one of their "friends" has blocked their posts. RUINED.
The over-liker.
This person likes every single one of your status' and comments on most of them as well. This usually gets to a point where you realize your wall is littered with their name all over it. You'll post something and less than 10 seconds later they've liked it. RUINED.
The "How do I use facebook again?" people:
These are, more often than not, parents. They'll figure out how to post pictures, but post one at a time for 3 days straight. They'll post those "repost this or your puppy will get cancer" chain-posts. And how can we forget the links to websites that give you viruses. RUINED.
The "I'm important and post important things!" people:
This person posts stuff about politics and religion and has heated debates with the same 4 people every few days. I'm talking about issues like abortion, federal funding of schools, blah blah blah. Hey, it's facebook, not a platform for you to show everyone how educated and well-informed you think you are. You might think you're saving the world one post at a time, but you're actually being a tremendous douchebag. RUINED.
*You're not important enough for a picture*
The "holy shit these are sad posts" people:
These are the people that post 5 paragraph diatribes about how their life sucks and they'll never find love. I'm fairly certain they have the mental/social capacity of a 15 year old. Grow up, it's facebook, not a psychiatrist. RUINED.
The couple who share an account:
Seriously, wtf is the deal with this? Last time I checked, there's an infinite number of facebook accounts available. If you're worried your husband is going to cheat on you with someone he finds from his high school, you probably should get a divorce. RUINED.
The "I hate facebook" people:
These people post about how much facebook sucks and how if you don't change your security settings, facebook will sell your information to terrorists. If you hate facebook so much, don't use it. RUINED.
The people that create profiles for their pets or babies:
There's nothing to say about this except...RUINED.
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