Just give me the damn number!!!

Am I the only one that gets frustrated with websites that don't use the month number in their credit-card checkout process? I always have to do the stupid finger counting to figure out wtf number July is. "Is it 6 or 7?...wait, is August 9? Or is that September?...God damn it!!!!"

Just include the stupid month numbers so we don't feel like half-tards when purchasing internet crap we'll never use.

And while we're on the subject of paying for stuff: At what point in recent history did stores decide that consumers had to pass an exam to pay for their fucking merchandise? "No I don't want to sign up for emails! No I don't want to sign up for a credit card for my $4 purchase (even though I'll save $0.80!). No I don't want to participate in a survey to do your stupid marketing research! Just ring up my shit and leave me alone!!!"