The choke's on you.

Isn't it awesome when you're drinking water and you start choking for no reason? You know that wonderful feeling of "Holy shit, I'm choking on water!?!???"

The best part is when the person you're with says "Try drinking some water, it might help."

HEY ASSHOLE, I'M CHOKING ON WATER. I'M NOT GOING TO DRINK MORE CHOKING FLUID!

What's even worse is when you choke on air. I'm talking about when you're breathing normally. As in, the most fundamental human activity there is, breathing. Then you just start choking on it, and by "it" I of course mean "nothing".

"It must have gone down the wrong way."

Oh you're still talking asshole?!?? I thought we already discussed the water comment, now you're going with the obvious "wrong way" argument??

There is no wrong way. It's one way. You breathe and drink and it all goes the same way. Why would we have more than one way? You're telling me there's one way for air and water, and one way for choking? You're an idiot.